For some reason, I’ve been in the mood to start cooking again. Sadly, there is no one to eat what I make

😂 😂
one pic is what it looks like after I’m done cooking
The other 2 pics are stuff I just made

Ladies, if you like pistachios, you’ll never need to worry about being disappointed or wanting to sue me

😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂


HAPPY HOUR IS CONFIRMED - I’ll be showing up 6:45 ( ish )

Tickets still available for Friday and late Saturday

Who is up for doing HAPPY HOUR in Mckinney, TX at The Comedy Arena
on Thursday 6 / ...27/ 24
( prior to my weekend run )
If there is enough interest I will schedule it and come to town early. If there isn’t much interest I won’t schedule Happy Hour. Either way, I hope to see y’all at a show Friday or Saturday


It says “pork loin” , but I think it could be whale cock.
Even still, the price was too good to pass up
😂 😂 😂 😂

This partnership / sponsorship probably makes sense, but even if that’s true, it’s still funny as hell to me !!!

AARP is sponsoring the upcoming Rolling Stones tour
What’s another good fit for a sponsorship partner?
Miracle Ear
So many possibilities... 😂 😂 😂

I may have found it less funny if AARP was sponsoring Paul Simon, The Moody Blues, Bob Dylan, etc

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Early Access to Rolling Stones U.S. Tour Tickets Now Available for AARP Members

AARP is sponsoring Stones Tour ’24 Hackney Diamonds, and members have early access to tickets

I’m at breakfast right now and get a some coffee. When the coffee is delivered, I remark about the interesting coffee cup ………

Me: That’s kind of a cool looking mug

Server : Yeah, that’s what most people say when I first bring it to their table.

Me: I’ll

Server: And then once they have it for a while, they end up hating it.

Me: Really, why ?

Server: Because it’s heavy, awkward, and uncomfortable to hold.

So, while she is still at my table, I quickly pick it up to take a sip ……….

Me (not kidding) : I can’t imagine why it takes people a while to start hating this mug. I picked it up and immediately hated it.

Server ( with a big smile, and unapologetic): SEE ?!?!!!!!!!!!!

I am going to get along just fine with her !

Hello AZ friends
I am officially in the Valley of the Sun
media -

KUPD- Holmberg’s Morning Sickness
Thursday 8:30 am

Desert Ridge Improv
Wednesday & Thursday

Tempe Improv
Friday, Saturday, Sunday