“JUST NOW: You Can’t Make This Sh*t Up” was born from my social media posts
detailing some of the crazy, stupid, annoying, and often hilarious situations I have found myself in.
*Bob from the funeral home: I can also offer you the value pack, where we include two free death certificates.
* Guy on plane: Take it easy; how would I know your bag has things in it?
* Prostitute: In my line of work, I really need to be enthusiastic and to give good customer service.
* My little boy: Dad, your armpit smells like a dog farted.