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I realize my dog is in desperate need of a middle name.
For her middle name, I believe I have chosen;
Twatface
lol
I am coming to to AZ, The Valley of the Sun, Phoenix and Tempe
I hope to see y’all at a show and possibly even a happy hour
Desert Ridge Improv
( N. Phoenix )
May 22 & 23
Tempe Improv
May 24 - 26
Just Now : I’m siting in my backyard getting some work done. Suddenly, I watch my neighbor’s yard people using a powerful leaf blower as he blows all their yard debris onto my property. So, I stop what I’m doing and walk over to the asshole ………….
Me: Excuse me, please stop ...blowing shit into my yard.
Asshole ( stopping the blower ) : Hi. How ya doing ?
Me: I’m fine. Please stop blowing shit in my yard.
Asshole : Hey man, I can’t help it, I don’t control the wind.
Me: If it was a wind issue, I wouldn’t have said anything. You are pointing the fucking blower at my property and walking the debris towards my property.
Asshole ( looking stunned that I either noticed and / or called him out ) : Ahhhhh, Ummm
Me: I was watching you intentionally blow the shit directly at me and walk it to my property.
Asshole : Oh, ah, yeah ok. I’m sorry
The fucking wind ?!?!!!
😂 😂
Look who’s coming to the Arlington Drafthouse in Arlington, VA ………
Aug 1 & 2 , 2024
This will most likely be my only 2024 appearances in the area!
I’m very excited, and looking forward to performing in Arlington at the Arlington Cinema & Drafthouse
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Since Flip Orley has bursted onto the comedy seen he has single - handedly reshaped the image of hypnosis from its vaudeville image to an act that is...
www.arlingtondrafthouse.comScrabble is preparing to launch a new version of their game to appeal to uneducated and / or stupid people, and / or participation trophy enthusiasts.
😂 😂 😂 😂 😂
For the first time in 75 years, Mattel is making a major change to the iconic board game Scrabble — ...and touting a “No More Scoring” gameplay option.
The new launch is a double-sided version of the famous board game — one side with the original game for those who want to stick to the long-time traditional version, and one side with a “less competitive” version to appeal to Gen Z gamers.
The flip side of the classic game, called Scrabble Together, will include helper cards, use a simpler scoring system, be quicker to play and allow people to play in teams.
For the first time in 75 years, Mattel is making a major change to the iconic board game Scrabble. “We want to ensure the game continues to be...
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I was at the Lorain Palace Theatre last Saturday. The show was fun, the audience was great, and the theatre was beautiful.
Hitting the road tomorrow, heading for The Grove Comedy Club
Shows this Friday and Saturday
CORRECTION :
To everyone I said I would be in Alexandria, I actually meant ARLINGTON !
whoopsy
The Arlington Drafthouse !!!!!!
Aug 1 & 2
I watch this clip from time to time and repost it about once a year.
Of all the clips I have on social media, I think ...this one makes me laugh the most.
So, if you have around 7ish minutes to kill and decide to watch, I hope you enjoy it / or enjoy it again...........
Another round of TOP THAT F**ker. When the word "Groin" is spoken volunteers become angry at me, want to create a more interesting story, and then ...
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