Messing around at Costco
Just Now: spending a little time at Costco with the family getting groceries.Our kids like going to Costco for the samples 🙂
We all come up to a sample lady giving out juice. “Honest Kid” juice
Sample Lady (S L): Would you like to try the juice? It’s on sale today.
Me: It seems like the juice is only for his kids.
S L: What? No, this juice is good for all kids.
Me: Not for little liars.
S L: I don’t know what you’re talking about.
Me: How many days must a kid go without lying? In other words, how long does a kid have to be honest to get the juice?
S L: Ahhhhhh, ummm, I guess that depends on you.
Me: If one kid is a fibber, and the other kid is honest, I know the honest kid gets the juice. Does the other kids get water?
S L – blank stare
Me: I think the dishonest kid should get tap water. Maybe even water from the bayou.
Sample Lady (finally getting my stupid conversion – now laughing: Oh Yeah, those bad kids can’t have this good juice. That wouldn’t be right. Bayou water is good enough for liars.
My kids (now looking completely, bored, impatient, and embarrassed): can we please just have the juice?